Congratulations to all college graduates!

[adapted from Moderately Confused (0514/2005)]

The 2018 college ultimate season is over. Division III and Division I were completed over the last two weekends in  postseason tournaments hosted by USA Ultimate.

DIVISION III
A total of 32 teams competed in Rockford, IL, over May 19-20 for the Division III college ultimate championships.

MEN
Bryant Craze (#1) won 11-10 over Air Force. Bryant - "a small private university in the smallest state in the country" - posted a 26-2 during the 2018 season.

WOMEN
St. Olaf Vortex (#7) won 11-8 over Bates (#2). Vortex is one of two women's ultimate teams at St. Olaf College. St Olaf had lost to Bates by the score of 10-15 the day before in pool play.

DIVISION I
A total of 40 teams competed in Milwaukee over May 25-28 for the Division I college ultimate championships.

MEN
University of North Carolina Darkside (#2) won 14-10 [8-6 half] over Pittsburgh (#9); this is UNC Darkside's 2nd men's college ultimate championship in 4 years.

WOMEN
Dartmouth Princess Layout won 15-9 [8-5 half] over Colorado Kali; this is Dartmouth's 2nd consecutive women's college ultimate championship.

American Ultimate Disc League, which started its 7th season in 2018, launched an online public offering - an opportunity for investors to buy shares in the league. The AUDL seeks 1.07 million dollars from investors who share their excitement about the sport [of "Ultimate Disc"], want to spread the word to fans around the world. The investment is $3.30 per Series B Common Unit; investment amount (per investor) = $495.

Per paperwork on StartEngine.com, the pre-money valuation of the AUDL = $16,500,000.00
The pre-money valuation of Company upon which the offering price of the Series B Units is based was not determined by an independent third-party assessment of value or on a professional appraisal, but was determined by the Company's Managers [AUDL].

Caution!

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A total of 32 Division III college ultimate teams have qualified for USA Ultimate College Championships. The D-III USAU College Championships take place on May 19-20 in Rockford, Illinois. Below are the D-III men's and women's college ultimate teams that qualified for Nationals by region.

5 = # of colleges that qualified both their men's and women's ultimate teams for the USAU DIII College Championships (Georgia College, North Park, Oberlin, Puget Sound, Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute [RPI])

Carleton's DI teams also qualified for Division I 2018 championships.

Forget the 'Yanny or Laurel' audio debate, what's more important is what which do ultimate players hear?

Hammer or Dump?

A total of 40 Division I college ultimate teams have qualified for USA Ultimate College Championships. The D-I USAU College Championships take place on May 25-28 in Milwaukee. Below are the D-I men's and women's college ultimate teams that qualified for Nationals by region.

6 = # of colleges that qualified both their men's and women's ultimate teams for the USAU DI College Championships (Carleton, North Carolina, Oregon, Pittsburgh, Stanford, and Texas)

[Data via USAU; compiled by SLUDGE]