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Jizz Goes Everywhere: Naughty Adult Children's Book, White Elephant Exchange Gift, Gag Gift, Adult Humor, Baby Shower Gift (The Broken Banjo String Series) Kindle Edition

by Noel Long (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars 13 ratings
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The perfect gag gift/ white elephant party exchange item/ baby shower present. This book is rich in double entendres, for those among us with a great sense of humor. It is the perfect naughty children's book for adults.

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Ever been hit with a load of jizz, because of somebody's carelessness? Well you likely lived to tell the tale... This book explores the many ways that jizz can make a mess and what you can do under such circumstances.
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  1. Reading age
    12 - 18 years
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    The Broken Banjo String Series
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    29 pages
  4. Language
    English
  5. Publication date
    August 12, 2023
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0CFK4GNTS
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Geldmaker Publications, Dublin, Ireland (August 12, 2023)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ August 12, 2023
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 9973 KB
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  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 29 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars 13 ratings

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Noel Long

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Who doesn't enjoy a good giggle, when it comes to books with naughty themes? I hope you enjoy reading my books about interesting adult dilemmas and how my characters are affected by them. Your support means a lot to me.-Noel.

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These books are awesome! So hilarious and cheeky - I would 100% recommend to buy them all. They are hilarious, the graphics are great and if you need a laugh, buy it!
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Lisa
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely fantastic
Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2024
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These books are awesome! So hilarious and cheeky - I would 100% recommend to buy them all. They are hilarious, the graphics are great and if you need a laugh, buy it!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely fantastic
Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2024
These books are awesome! So hilarious and cheeky - I would 100% recommend to buy them all. They are hilarious, the graphics are great and if you need a laugh, buy it!
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Vanessa cox
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny
Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2023
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This is hilarious 😂😂😂 I love it, I definitely want to read more books like this I look forward to reading the rest
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LaLa
1.0 out of 5 stars Not a child book 18 and up only
Reviewed in the United States on April 1, 2024
Definitely not a children's book. For adults only. Not even funny or cute. And concerning for those who do ready this to children as there is nothing educational for them or at there level to be read to..
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Bill Vanderkamp
5.0 out of 5 stars Fo’shizzle Dis Be Tight
Reviewed in the United States on November 14, 2023
This is the single funniest story I have ever had the pleasure of reading. If I need a good laugh I now go to this source. It's hysterical! I'm giving the book as a fun Christmas gift to friends and can't wait for their reaction!!
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Susan
5.0 out of 5 stars Lives up to the online hype!
Reviewed in the United States on September 8, 2023
Hilarious! Laughed my but off reading this! A great addition to the series. I have bought all of them and this is one of my favorites. ;-)
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Miss H Long
5.0 out of 5 stars Humorous and relatable
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 2, 2023
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Charming illustrations accompanying simply written lines of poetry that we can all relate to in some way. Wish it was longer though!
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